What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
14.06.2025 04:03
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
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True - how I loved my mum!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Is it possible to run away from home at 16? What are some essential items to bring for survival?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What do you mean son?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
Do you know what she said mum?
What! how could you do that?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.